Some jokes are so bad that they are slightly embarrassing yet fun to tell. You know, the cringey kind of jokes that leave people shaking their heads, rolling their eyes, and eventually chuckling a bit. Often referred to as “dad jokes,” telling them is a rite of passage for father figures everywhere but can be told by anyone. And they’re usually good clean jokes, so they can be “enjoyed” by people of all ages as well.
If you enjoyed The Best Corny and Cheesy Jokes for Dog Lovers previously posted on our blog, then you will be happy to know that we have more dog-themed “dad jokes” for you to try out on your family and friends. So without further ado, let’s take a look at the material you’ll be working with. Happy laughing, y’all!
Why are Dalmatians not good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted!
What dog breeds can jump higher than a building?
All of them. Buildings can’t jump, silly!
Why did the dog suddenly quit his job?
The work was too ruff!
What do you get when you cross a golden dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
What does a chemists’ dogs do with their bones?
They barium!
What do dogs do after they graduate obedience school?
They get their masters!
Why was the dog not hungry for dinner?
It filled up on homework!
Why do dog’s run in circles?
Because it’s really difficult to run in squares!
Why are Corgi jokes not funny?
Because they are really short!
What makes dogs bark so loud?
Built-in subwoofers!
Why did the duck bite the dog?
Because it was purebred!
How did the dog want his eggs?
Pooched!
Why are dogs great storytellers?
They know how to “paws” for dramatic effect!
Why did the poor dog chase its tail?
It was trying to make ends meet!
Why do dogs hate clocks?
The ticks!
How does a chihuahua say hello in Japanese?
Kon’nichihuahua!
What’s an Italian Greyhound’s favourite food?
Pawsta!
How did the dog train his fleas?
From scratch!
What happens when a cat wins a dog show?
It’s a cat-has-trophy!
Why do dogs like conjunctions?
Because they love “buts”!
Please note:
ZippyPaws is not responsible for the reactions you receive from these jokes. Tell at your own risk of embarrassment.
