We all love jokes that are so bad they are actually good, right? Whether they make you groan or laugh the first time you hear them, you know you’re going to retell them to see what reaction you get. Often referred to as a dad jokes, they’re the kind of jokes you sometimes find on popsicle sticks or candy wrappers – or actually told by your dad – and they’re good clean jokes for all ages to enjoy. So, if you’re looking to have a good chuckle (or an eye roll), check out these corny jokes all about dogs!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: What do dogs eat for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog!
Q: What do a dog and a cellphone have in common?
A: Both have collar ID!
Q: What kind of dog doesn’t bark?
A: A hushpuppy!
Q: What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: What do you call a cold canine?
A: A chili dog!
Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A: A best friend you can count on!
Q: What did the Dalmatian say after his meal?
A: That really hit the spot!
Q: What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A: A Labracadabrador!
Q: Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
A: He wanted to get a long, little doggie!
Q: Are dogs good at science?
A: Well, labs are!
Q: What did the dog study at college?
A: Bark-eology!
Q: What did the dog say to the sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: What do you do if your dog chews up your dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take the dog?
Q: Where do dogs hate to shop?
A: The flea market!
Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
A: In a barking lot!
Q: Why couldn’t the dog get the apple?
A: He was barking up the wrong tree!
Q: What trick did the loaf of bread teach the dog?
A: Roll over!
Q: What kind of tree has the best bark?
A: A dogwood!
Q: What did the fish name his dog?
A: Gill!
Q: Where should you go if your dog is missing?
A: The lost and hound!
Q: Why do dogs float?
A: Because they’re good buoys!
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
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