Scratching Post: The Best Cat Jokes To Tickle Your Whiskers

Let’s be honest – we could all really use a good laugh (and maybe a catnap) these days. Here at ZippyPaws, we’re all about stirring up a little mischief and making lots of laughs. Whether you, or someone you know is in need of a little pick-me-up humor, these silly cat jokes are bound to tickle whiskers. Go on – treat yourself and others to a healthy dose of ZippyClaws cat humor on us!

What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?

An alley cat.


Why did the cat get a ticket?

It littered.


What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meow-tain.


Why did the cat get a summer job?

To make a little scratch.


Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.

What if you don’t laugh at a cat’s joke? 
They’ll take it purr‑sonally.

How do cats end a fight?

They hiss and make up.


How do cats bake cakes?

From scratch.


Why did the cat sit in the shade?

Because it wanted to be a cool cat.


What did the alien say to the cat?

“Take me to your litter.”


Why do cats always get their way?

Because they are very purr-suasive.

What do you call a cat with eight legs?

An octo-puss.


If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?

The retail store.


How do you motivate a cat?

Tell them to stay paws-itive.


Why did the cat take a nap?
 
Because it was feline tired.


How do cats talk quietly?

They whis-purr.

Why are cats such a great comedians?
They have purr-fect timing.

Why aren’t cats religious?

They’re scared of dogmas.


What do you call a fibbing cat?

A lion.


What do you give a cat with allergies?

An anti-hiss-tamine.


How do cats keep law and order?

Claw enforcement.


What does a cat order at a bar?

A Whisker Sour.

What do cats use to make coffee?

A purr-colator.


Why are cats such great storytellers?

They aways have a tail to tell.


Why happened to the cat who snuck into the fridge?

Curiosity chilled the cat.


What happens when a cat eats a lemon?

It becomes a sour puss.


What happens when you give a cat too much catnip?

A cat-astrophe.

What did the cat say when it lost its toys?
You’ve got to be kitten me!

Why did the kitten bring catnip to school?

For show and smell.


Did you hear about the cat that made an embarrassing mistake?

Yeah, it was a total faux paw. 


Why did the cat run away from the tree?

It was afraid of the bark.


Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

To keep an eye on the mouse.


If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?

Their paws, duh!

Keep the laughs coming with ZippyClaws cat toys! Packed with an enticing catnip blend, your cat’s playtime is destined to be wild and zany. Just be sure to snap pics of your funniest kitty moments and tag us on our socials – the ZippyPaws team always loves a good snort and chuckle.